Let's paint a verbal picture of how you really feel??

For the cunning linguists:
submit a new simile

For the artists:
submit a matching picture for the simile

This thread / article / interview / book or ????  is like:

"a full ammo clip of unfocused momentum."
(me)

You guys / girls / my boss is / are like:

"Godzilla trampling my village of productivity."
(Stu Vernon)